NUT a very good experience...

JOHOR BARU: The welder who was hospitalised after he used a nut to elongate his penis was finally put out of his misery when doctors removed the offending spare part.

It is learnt that staff from the Hospital Sultanah Aminah drained out some of the blood and cut away some skin on the upper layer of his organ to remove the nut.

Solid metal: A nut similar to the one that was removed from the welder’s penis.

The 20-something welder was trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week by weighing himself down with the nut when the nut got stuck following an erection.

(The Star online 31/08/08)

expensive days

with a major fesival coming up in malaysia, many are feeling the heat to save up a bit more to accomadate for the expenditure for this festive period.

with the national's inflation rate reported to be around 7-8ish %, high food and petrol/diesel price, we willl be experiencing the most expensive 'festive days'

so having say all this, i just want to warn and let all you drivers out there in this certain country that you'll see more road-mafias on the road demanding for a certain old town kopitiam money.

beware, these are the days..

what hi-tech equipment you can't live without..

ola,

was just going thru some photos i took when i was in spain a couple of months ago, and found this photo, so i'd thought i'd make a short entry.

Technology has definately brought on so many, many advantages to so many different people in different places...... but i'm just curious, what are some of the things that we'd like to keep it 'traditional'??

me, personally, i think having a traditional cooking wok, in comparison with a microwave oven..

techy things that i can't like without,

1. tv, aircon, car, dvd, astro remote control...

btw, on another random topic, this saiful guy really likes to be sodomise huh??

don't drive...if u dont know how to...

KOTA TINGGI: A woman accidentally killed her husband when she ran over him in their driveway while trying to reverse her car.
The 49-year-old woman was about to reverse when she accidentally put the gear into drive mode and pressed the accelerator pedal. (The Star, 19th Aug 2008)

i dont know how to react to something like this. i wonder if its even possible..or she just hated him so much..??

spot the ju competition....

self explanotory competition... can you find the ju??

i'll buy u dinner if u can find it..

what the????

was at carrefour yesterday and saw this.....i'm sure we have come across chinese words or indian words that sounds rude when translated to another language.....

explains by itself....

are you colour blind? colour deficient? ?

i actually blame my parents for pasing this gene down to us, the colour deficient gene... apparently, i am colour blind...

can u actually see the number in these pictures???

i've actually heard explanations of how it can or can't be passed on to our kids... XX?? XY? YY? chromosome?? to cut the story short, my daughter might actually be colour deficient...

can someone explain it to me again... ???

have u lost the plot?

blogging about the single biggest sporting event in the world... the olympics...

8.8.08... the official opening of the olympic games which i seriously didn't really care much about..

reported to be the best, most expensive and most spectecular opening ever, the chinese govt have spend quite a lot on this opening event... not too sure how much, but i'm sure it's more than one millions dolllarrsssssss

dont get me wrong, not that they shouldn't make it big... but shouldn't events in the games inself more important than the opening itself??

i'm more of sport person than an opening ceremony person, so i'll be looking forward to the games... esp the ones which we could actually win some medals... BADMINTON!!

so guys... dont lose the plot in whatever you r doing... who of all people should know whats important and whats not!

how immature can you be??

ok, here's the deal... how immature do u think u are?? recently i've encountered some activities on the ELITE highway..

this uncle was driving a toyota camry... i'm sure u can roughly know how old this dude is right?? no one under the age of 30 would drive a camry... (sorry if u r driving one... and if u r not older than 30, time to change ),....

so anyway... i was driving my work diesel hilux car on the right lane and this camry just came and followed me at the back of my car... so.. being a driver who respects the road law, i moved to the side la... let him overtake...... ... but have u ever had this feeling where you just dont want to let someone pass??

so what i did was let him pass... shift the gear down... and ta-da... the hilux becomes a monster on the road... then overtook him la, and was in front of him... not satisfied with that... i cleaned my windscreen and got some water on his windscreen... he had to wipe his windscreen and guess what???

he overtook me .... did the same thing and i had to clean mine... quite immature right... he seriously look like he was in his late 40s or early 50s???

guess what i did??? after driving for a couple of minutes and making my way in front... i did the same thing back... shooting water again... n not just that... ever tried driving really close to the side of the road to 'kick' the sand up?? yup... that happened too..

so yeah.. thats what happened last week... i'm sure quite a lot of us are quite like that sometimes..

so the question is not are you immature or not, but how immature are you??

what to do after dinner?

have u ever thought of what to do after a dinner outing with a bunch of friends??
have the scenarios like.... lets vote, lets go yum cha again, play snooker, or watch movie..... happen to you all before??

well, the guys that i hang out with and myself always have this issue... we can't plan anything after dinnner... maybe becoz all of us are getting old too lazy to organise or just dont know what to do...

so recently i was doing some mini research on interesting places to hang out... idea is pretty simple,... to find a place that we can hang out, simple lounge music.......decent food, relatively good amount of crowd... and maybe some sorta live performance or something...

so did my research.. and ta-da... i found groove junction... ( go google it yourself)

what is it?? is a bar, that looks like a restaurant and feels like a pub...
what music??? you just have to go there man.. it's the sorta music that will just let u sit back n relax... literally.... jen n i got there around 8ish.. n didn't go back till 1am (saturday night fever).

particularly interesting this couple of months is that this lady called denise minifield or something like that is performing.. she's a african-american from the land of the GOVERNATOR.. i think u can sorta imagine what songs she sings... soulful, jazzy kinda music.. ..

so if u have a chance.. pop by n check it out.. they also have this killer drummer.. n his name is arthur kam... small kid with a HUGE amount of talent on drums. (he's on youtube as well)

hope to see u there!