genuine pubity....

one way to increase your testesterone or estrogen or progesteron level to help boost your pubity....

traditionally brewed to enhance your pubity development, (excess consumption may lead to females reaching their menopause earlier than usual)

i'll just stick to what jessica alba drinks... anyone for a tiger?

thanks to the malaysian govt... (no sarcasm here)

after hearing that the govt would not longer continue the fuel rebate anymore and it would end on the 31st of march 09, i quickly went to get my money back..

so last week i got my fuel rebate from the govt.. all rm625 to be exact. not bad you know, this is the first time i'm getting any sorta of monetary re-imbursement from the govt.

did i go to the post office? no,

my-eg, malaysia online govt portal...no.

pos-malaysia online... yes...

how does the rebate got to do with the picture above? i take it as a gift from en sharir, our menteri hal ehwal penguna.

co-incidentally, it's also used by mr federer.... what a coincidence...

strung to the mid tension of 55lbs of hybrid kevlar and synthetic gut strings ... mmmmm... waiting to test it out...

anyone for tennis?

26 random things

1. i'm a leftie who kicks with my right leg..
2. i've been told that i'm a parrot.. i sing to what i can hear.
3. i've been told that i pooop very fast... splash and dash...
4. i once pissed in a VCR player... thought it was a urinal... i was 4...
5. i watch a lot of sports on tv...
6. i've never been interested in any tv series apart from friends and raymond... so bones, desperate housewife, prison break, .... doesn't really appeal to me.
7. i'm thinking of going back to school to study paint/coating to become a paint inspector
8. i will never get sick of friend rice.... and egg..
9. i've been told by my mom that she was hoping that i was a girl when she became pregnant... so the first few months of pregnancy, she ate lots of taufooooooofar hoping that she'll have a fair girl.. hhaahah..
10. i'm colour deficient... and so are my 2 brothers.
11. knowledge.... i get it all from channel 551-554 on astro... (natgeo, discov, etc)
12. i play the drums (thanks v!)
13. i have a torn cruciate ligament on my right knee.
14. i will always be in debt till i die.
15. i think i'm a churvanistic person....
16. i dislike female activist.
17. phobias that i have, height-0-phobia, homo-phobia, (yet to discover the rest yet)
18. love pets, the animals that are associate to me closely are schevski the silky terrier, chloe the beagle, padme amidala and tigger....
19. i hate... i HATE oil marks on my car window...
20. verdelho for whites, cabernet sauvignon for reds and tiger for beer
21. a very obvious extravert... but i think i get myself into too many trouble and sometimes, i wish i was an intra....
22. the stupidest thing i said very recently was to ask someone ' are you guys on your honeymoom'.. i was asking the mom and her son.
23. i still cannot believe i am blogging...
24. i have driven on the sepang international circuit with my red crv once.... illegally..
25. my personal goal for the next few yrs/mths.... lost weight to fit into the average weight in the elevator specification..
26. to make shopping easier and faster, i buy pants, underwear, shirts, in the same pattern but just in different colours

does an everyday GPS unit works in an aeroplane?

yes it does!

i was on my way back from langkawi airport and got bored...... being on an airasia flight which doesn't offer much entertainment, i decided to burn some time playing with the gps unit that i have on ze phone.

btw, notice the cruising speed that was picked up on it as well!

statistik menunjukkan......

i have always been amazed with how the americans like their numbers.
categories like the first black president, or the first NBA player with a caucasian mom from the east coast to score more than 60points per game...., or things like 4.156 number of rebounds per game.. you get the idea...

how well do you trust your numbers? i like the saying, numbers dont lie and if thats the case, i think i'll die on the road...

this is because usually, when i'm on the road, i'm usually the fastest car on the road, not that i DRIVE very fast but usually the faster.. so if we can co-relate the number of accidents and death from the speed you drive, then i think i'll have to change my driving habits to stay alive longer..

copy CAT, catch your rat, call ur mummy pussy cat..

recently, i was informed that there was this mediocre photographer who was trying to copy someother photogs work..... you be the judge....

looks good huh??

listed below are the photos taken recently by ms CAT...

beautiful moments??? hmmmm maybe beautiful replicated moments photography sounds better....

which is better?? doesn't matter...... no integrity....

now i understand why we're encouraged to do proper bibliography during assignments.

life's like a cranky woman, you'll never know what you're gonna get thrown at you!

went to work earlier today, left early..... came back around 11 to leave home at 12.30 to go to LCTT to fly off to phuket for a 3.20 flight.

got to LCCT, tried looking for a check in counter... couldn't find it... dangg... asked for assistance, n they told me the flight got postponed to 8.10pm.....

thats a whole 5 hours delay... or re-schedules in the words of air asia...

since i'm going there for a shoot and there's a dinner rehersal going on the same day around 8 or so, jen n i had to get there soon...

so the next thing i did, was to ask from air asia the options i had... and he said 'you either refund, or wait'......

called MAS, asked if they had tickets to phuket and they said yes and they said it's RM1450...
pretty goood... considering the tickets for air asia was 908 and MAS gets there on time.

so i booked it on the phone, and took a bus... a cheap shuttle to KLIA, and it only costed me RM1.50/person.

so took the bus to klia, about a 10minute journey, and went straight to the ticket counter. and guess what...???

sir, you ticket for 2 is RM 2900.... 1450/person... and i was like dangg....
quick call to air asia, ... tooo toooot... no one picked up or busy for like 20 minutes...
decided to go back to LCCT with the RM1.50 shuttle... to try to buy the ticket again since i've already cancalled it..

went to the customer service counter, tried my way to negotiate to 'un-cancel' the flight... he said NO... can't undo it...

so went to the sales counter.... waited for 20 mins... when it was about my turn, the computer failed.... ?????dang....

waited waited waited... a supervisor who looked like tony F, came to see how was eveyrthing going on at the counter ....... i manage to start a short talk with him... n explained my situation... and he said... 'let me see what i can do with it'..........

patiently waiting for the computer to restart i was simultaneously waiting for the tony F guy look alike to say ' it's alll good..'.....

wait wait wait... didn't happen... .untill maybe 15 mins later.... he came n said....' kau tim'!

so the next stupid thing i did was to pay 80 bucks to use the lounge in LCCT where i'm currently at atm....

total distance travelled from home, LCCT, KLIA and LCCT.... maybe 40km?
total displacement from LCCT to KLIA and LCCT ? 0

lessons to be learnt.....
1. confirm flights before leaving home.... esp Air Asia..
2. start short talking!... you'lll never know what you're gonna get....

off to phuket now!